Robert Alan

Writing the press release for your new program yourself is a bit like masturbating in front of the mirror – rarely funny. Nevertheless, it has to be done. So not masturbating in front of the mirror, but writing the press release. My new program is called "Pervect" because my life is Pervect. On good days I stand in front of the ATM. On bad days, I stand in front of the deposit machine. At the end of the day, I come out to zero. At least that's what I tell the tax office. I was born in 1986 in the former GDR. Naked and without money. But this is the state in which you are most dangerous. And the funniest. Today, 38 years later, I find myself in this state again. My life is pervector.